Just what do you see in that piece of shit?
Is it his looks? His personality?
I don't care about his personality.
Nor do I care about his looks, of course.
But why would someone of your standing...
His ass.
What?
Are you deaf? His ass.
"Hips" in English!
His. Ass.
I can hear you, but my brain refuses to acknowledge it.
That is merely the limit of your imagination, Seraphim.
Limit?
The German philosopher Hegel once saw Napoleon ride past him, and said,
"Behold the world-spirit!"
Okay...
Common sense, morals, ethics – of what use are these?
My darling piece of shit, Aikawa Ayumu, is a world-spirit,
and I have been smitten by his ass.
Yes.
This is butt-love!
Butt-love
When we looked into each other's eyes, time stood still
Our story began on a moonlit night
A chapter of hard work
Helping others can be sinful
Don't be afraid, leave it to your impulses
There will be an answer soon
after this
Living a life with no escape
we dance together
Then we pretend to stumble
and our breathing is one
Let the storms rage and lightning crack
since neither do
where angels tread the path of life
War boils in the innocence we only thought we had
We were the ones who cut a path to a nameless future
With all we have we will make it past these daunting days
With the damage taken by the chainsaw Mystletainn,
zombie high-schooler Aikawa Ayumu's once peaceful daily life has been thrown into turmoil.
The suffering that Gaia puts him through
Yo! It's You-rs truly!
has just reached a whole new level!
Wish I could go back to that peaceful life I once had...
The miso soup is ready.
That thing's so beat up it looks ancient.
Aren't you going to fix it, Haruna?
That kind of thing takes time!
Mystletainn's a top-class Magiclad weapon!
What's that supposed to mean?
Everyone in Virie knows that!
Don't you get it, Ayumoron?
I guess...
Let's eat!
Anyway, I'm tired of being the center of attention.
But doesn't it feel great to be famous?
Your stuff always gets the most downloads.
This is the imagination of our weak-willed protagonist, Aikawa Ayumu. (CV * Koyama Kimiko)
People just can't tear their eyes away from my Big Bro!
What exactly have they been downloading?
Sounds like your private info.
Really?!
I uploaded it.
Eu really wanted the world to know everything about Big Bro!
This is the imagination of our weak-willed protagonist, Aikawa Ayumu. (CV * Koyama Kimiko)
So I let slip with a few little things, just to see what'd happen!
Aww, really?
Wait! No!
Stop spreading my private info like that!
What's the matter, Sera?
What have you been looking at all this time?
Please don't talk to me right now, you piece of shit.
All right, all right. Got it.
Anyway, I've had enough of notoriety.
Ah, hello! Is this the head instructor?
A very good morning to you!
I hope you aren't too busy right now.
Please, go ahead.
I wanted to ask you about fixing Mystletainn.
Ah... I believe the repair paperwork is somewhere around the 1241st step.
1241st?!
That's right. It's not yet a third of the way through.
What are you, a government agency?!
These things take time. Everyone in Virie knows that!
She said the same thing Haruna did.
Please be patient, okay?
Oh well!
Looks like it's time for the genius Magiclad Girl Haruna to make her move!
What?
Mystletainn was damaged in action!
The higher-ups just don't understand how urgent this is!
But before that, gimme more food!
I don't get it.
I'm off, then.
Let's start by taking the diapers off this little baby.
Stop! I implore you to stop!
What are you doing?
Can't you tell?
I'm fixing Mystletainn!
I can see your inner secrets in all their naked glory!
Don't! Don't look!
Don't squirm or you'll get hurt.
This is the imagination of our weak-willed protagonist, Aikawa Ayumu. (CV * Koyama Kimiko)
Don't worry! This will only hurt a little!
Only a little, huh?
Here? This spot?
Look! I can see your tushie!
No!
Tickle tickle tickle!
How about here?
What if I do this?
I guess I'll make something good for dinner.
Aikawa
I'm home!
Hey there. I'm back!
Let's begin, Nurse.
The 10mm drill.
That's right. I can see how the beak will spin,
drilling into even this hard casing!
No! Not a duck! A drill!
Look how this big boy can pee-pee alone now.
He just stands up and lets it all out—
Since when are we teaching a kid how to use the potty?!
I'm going to start making dinner soon.
That's a Galil! It's an Israeli rifle!
Hey, Haruna. Dinner's ready.
Later. I need to concentrate on this right now.
It's okay. I'll make rice balls so you can eat while you're working.
Oh...
So, it looks like the insulation on the Magiclad circuit overloaded.
Magical energy leaked from there and interfered with the super-dimensional inductors around it.
So if I connect this here and move that there...
I get it, I get it! That's how this works!
They don't call me the Genius Baroness of Darkness for nothing!
The super causality engine's...
magnetic exhaust controller went down...
so the Fessenden Field collapsed via the domino effect...
and took out the magic overload regulator...
They worked pretty hard, huh.
The moon sure looks nice.
Did they fix Mystletainn?
Sera!
Now you'll be able to put an end to all this foolishness.
I sure hope so.
I'll erase all memory of me as a Magiclad Girl from the world,
and that'll be the end of it.
Go ahead.
Heh. It's not like I have a choice.
Htaed fo Regnibrah a tub...
Gnimrahc dna Ylevol!
I never thought I'd miss seeing you like that.
I'll have to thank Haruna properly later.
All right. Let's erase their memories.
Ton si hcihw taht dna laer si hcihw htat tegrof!
Ayumu, you disgusting, perverted piece of shit!
I told you not to be so straightforward...
Forgive me!
You're the one who asked for this.
I can't... do this any more...
You're a failure as a vampire ninja.
Hahahaha...
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Mystletainn!
Even the genius Haruna can't fix this!
Dammit, what am I gonna do now?
Is something troubling you, Aikawa?
Orito?
Aikawa. Could I ask you to give me some more time?
More time?
I do realize, Aikawa,
that I didn't know anything about you all this time.
You're a giant among men. You wouldn't consider one such as myself worthy enough to even step on.
But... it's just that...
I understand this, but my heart cannot accept it!
What... are you talking about?
Orito's coming to terms with reality.
Anderson!
Correcting one's misconceptions is a part of being human.
Obito is trying to overcome his prejudices and adapt to this new world.
What?
Orito is fighting with himself to be able to accept the new Aikawa Ayumu.
The reincarnation of the soul.
A reversal.
Just as the ugly caterpillar becomes a beautiful butterfly,
he is trying to be reborn.
Listen to me, my higher self!
I'll show you that I can accept the new Aikawa Ayumu!
I'll say it again!
Gaia! Is this too your bidding?
I'll show you that I can accept the new Aikawa Ayumu!
Science Room
Marine Life Exhibition
Save water Save Electricity Save Resources
The life I once treasured is in ruins.
What can I do now?
Easy does it...
Time for some lukewarm sake!
I just want to live a quiet, peaceful life.
I don't want to be on display like this.
This brand sure was a nice find.
Y'know, if there's a toast, you gotta drink beer, right?
But say I feel like drinking liquor afterward.
'Specially something quirky, like sweet potato liquor.
Happens all the time.
But whaddaya do when they just pour you more beer?
I can't bring myself to say no to it.
They just keep toppin' me up, and I ain't got the chance to drink my liquor!
Then I just hate myself.
Don'cha think that kindness is just another sorta violence?
Right.
Listen here, boy.
If you wanna drink the good stuff, you gotta have the courage to push that beer aside.
Courage?
That's what I lack! Courage!
Thank you, Miss Fairy!
I'm gonna fight through this just like Orito is!
I'll drink to that!
Jeez, I was sure I'd fixed it this time.
To: Head Instructor, Virie
From: Haruna
Contents: Mystletainn
Damn Ayumoron.
I can't breathe!
What is this?!
A voodoo dance?!
I'm suffocating!
Stop it, Yukinori!
What? That wasn't a voodoo dance?
Of course not, Master!
Sarasvati has a concert soon.
I'm one of the backup dancers.
One. Two. Three. Four.
Turn!
And crouch!
Next, quick!
Quick!
And turn!
How did I do, Sarasvati?
You call that dancing, Maelstrom?
I completely suck at it.
No, that's not true, Yukinori.
That was an authentic voodoo dance worthy of the Demonic Church itself!
That's not what I was aiming for!
Then why don't you just give it up?
No... Just this once, I want to stand out on stage like Sarasvati.
Come to the front if you want to die!
A vampire ninja's supposed to always remain in shadow.
So do it, then.
We're having this conversation because I can't!
Okay! I got it!
Guess there's no other way!
I'll make you into the best backup dancer in the world!
Keep going! Keep going, Yukinori!
Is that a voodoo dance?!
I can't breathe!
Stop it, you two!
Aikawa?
What's your problem, Ayumoron?
We were just getting to the good part!
The good part?! You nearly killed me!
Look!
Whoa! Awesome!
So if we dance together, the voodoo gets stronger!
Voodoo... What were you two trying to do?
Practicing... dancing...
A voodoo dance?
No, dammit!
Sarasvati has a concert soon.
And I...
Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
Can't take your eyes off my heart, so...
You better keep up with my beat, yo!
Don't get burned by my heat, bro!
Invincible. Incorruptible. Mon amis.
All the bad guys are my homies.
Oh yeah!
That was amazing, Aikawa!
Got it? That's what dancing looks like.
Don't look at me.
I want to dance like that too.
I heard that.
Sarasvati! How long have you been here?
I followed my darling piece of shit here from school.
Listen up, Maelstrom.
You have one day to become an amazing backup dancer.
If you fail, I'll send you back to the village.
Back to the village?!
That's impossible!
It may be impossible, but if she can't keep her promise, then I have no choice but to enforce the law.
Keep it up, Yukinori!
All right, Master!
The agony...
So... So that's why you're teaching them to dance?
Yeah...
But their dance still seems pretty deadly.
I have to do something about that at least.
I'll try to fix everything tonight.
It's no good for any of us if Tomonori has to go back to her village.
He's harassing her.
He is, isn't he?
You piece of shit.
Accusation
This is the imagination of our weak-willed protagonist, Aikawa Ayumu. (CV * Koyama Kimiko)
Big Bro's not allowed to do naughty things with anyone but Eu!
Don't you worry, Yukinori!
I'll make you into the best backup dancer there is!
I trust in you, Master!
I'm going to be the star of the show!
Yeah! Here we go!
Outta my way, ho!
Ya doing good?
I'm doing great!
This is unreal.
They've been practicing all night, but with absolutely no progress.
It's so bad it's good.
Hoshikawa Kirara
Come to the front if you want to die!
It's okay!
We still have time before the show starts.
One. Two.
Break!
No, no.
Don't raise your elbows!
Once more!
One. Two.
Quick, quick! Yeah! And turn!
Set yourself free, Tomonori!
Engrave the choreography into your body.
The rest is up to you wanting to shine!
Don't give up. Reach for the stars!
I have returned, Aikawa.
Orito?
I've returned from the deepest reaches of Hell.
Hell?
Yes, from the Hell that is the uncertainty of puberty.
And I finally understand.
I don't need you.
You need me!
The new Orito!
Wipe the sweat from your brow, New Aikawa.
I'm looking forward to the concert.
What... was that?
I don't know.
Are you ready to rumble?
Come to the front if you want to die!
A battle illuminated by moonlight
I love you!
My camcorder starts recording it
Is reform necessary? Unnecessary?
I'm with you!
We've done all we can.
At night, I'll always want to fight
Just believe in yourself, and have fun.
He who opposes change, I'll teach you
Got it.
Let's go, Yukinori!
Right on, Master!
We show each other the true meaning of strength
A frozen blade, leaves dancing in the wind
Good luck.
Sparks fly
The two large flowers blooming in the darkness
Are a beautiful Venus
They're doing it wrong from the get-go!
Damn! I have to stop them!
You two! Not like that! Like this!
What the? My body is moving on its own!
Haruna? Tomonori?
The voodoo magic is making me dance!
Can't breathe...
This is amazing, Ayumoron!
This voodoo dance really works!
It's perfect!
Stop!
Perfect voodoo celebratory dance
Butt... love...
Acquaintance?
Yes, an acquaintance of yours, Kyouko.
The King of the Night who used you.
King of the... Night?
Won't you tell me about him?
I... don't know anything!
Just call for me if you remember anything, okay?
I'm coming to see you again, Aikawa Ayumu!
I can't move
He's touching me
The distance between us presses down on my heart
Even the chatter all around me seems distant and all is frozen
On the girl that can sleep in a clamorous forest
falls a rain so bittersweet it brings the flowers to bloom
My love is so innocent the entire world is jealous
Why won't I look back to you?
I want to tell you of my love, but my mask is in the way
I want to take it off and embrace you
But I can't
Love is new to me
I'm Imaginary Eu A!
I'm Imaginary Eu B!
I'm Imaginary Eu C!
CV: Minami Omi CV: Inoue Kikuko CV: Koyama Kimiko
And together we are
Imaginary Eu ABC!
Long time no see, you two!
Yes! Yes!
It's been so long since the last time we were all together.
Yeah! Have you been well?
We have! We have!
I did so many things inside Big Bro Ayumu's imagination.
Big Bro only has pervy delusions.
I can't get married now!
It's okay! We'll just marry Big Bro!
Next time: No, go away, my Lord.
Good idea!
We'll all become Big Bro's wives!
I don't think so.